Friday, December 31, 2010

New years resolutions

Sure, it's that day where you have to figure out what you want in your life and man up and do it. Last year it was a very simple one: "Explore kink as much as you can and learn about yourself on the way." And I really did, and I hope there will be some posts on this soon. Now for next year

1. Swim More.

Fuck Michael Phelps, the Thorpedo was always my favorite.

I really miss my swimming and that's really a shame, since I have access to a pool at my university. I swam for 12 years competitively, so I really need to get back into the pool and get some yardage down. I miss being able to swim cleanly.

2. Blog More.

I've wanted to write so much of my year down but I haven't. I have a 9 page document on my IML experience that I haven't even finished the first 24 hours of my IML experience. I want to finish that, and other kink experiences that I haven't written up.

3. Pass my orals.

I'm in a PhD program and this is the make-or-break year when it comes to exams. One more exam. Put in a room, three men face me and barrage me with questions for 2-5 hours. Talk about an interrogation scene, only less sexy and more quantitative. Wish me luck on prepping for this. After that and four classes this spring, I'm all but dissertation. And no, you're not the first one to make a joke about blowjobs about the name of this exam. It's been happening for probably the >100 years this exam's been set up by my program. I'm worried for this exam. Though, when I was high school, I was the Georgia High School State Oralist Champion, and have the trophy to prove it. And, on the bus ride home from the competition, that trophy totally got deepthroated, at the adoration of all my friends. No lie. I'm surprised I haven't gotten a trophy for that though. *taps foot impatiently*


Until then, I wish you a happy new year, hairy chests, and hunky Doms,


  1. I'm a complex geometer and I focus on higher dimensional geometry. :-)

  2. Oh my word. That is not what I expected when you said you had Oral exams!

    Also Ian Thorpe rules!